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"Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart."

~ Arthur Daley

Cap Cana - Punta Espada Golf Club

I don't have the superlatives. It is simply a stunning, immaculate, dexterous and groomed golfing sanctuary. Lush? Rich? If a golf course were a precious metal, than this would be unadulterated gold. Twenty-four carat. Platinum. Pure. Luminous. And bejeweled with rich emerald greens surrounded by diamond bunker baguettes, and sapphire backdrops pervading ones peripheral vision.

The fecund Mr. Nicklaus (is this his 400th sterling course?) has conjured all of his design alchemy to create a golf course of such grace and luster you begin to feel that each tee box is a Fifth Avenue window peeking into a fairway designed by Cartier, Tiffany, Harry Winston or Bulgari. This course is bedizened by so many design delights you even smile after a double bogey. Few courses in the world of golf can rival the concinnity of these 7,396 yards of seaside craft. T his is an architecture of perfection and exhilaration. With this, Jack Nicklaus has undergone an apotheosis. And that's not all. It's the condition- which is magnificent.

If there is an All-Star grounds crew, then eight of the starting nine are on this team. The grass is cut twice a day. A white-gloved manicurist tends each green. A divot-leprechaun follows every golfer and sprinkles freshly-grown grass. The sand is hand-washed and blown-dried. The ocean spray is purified and the birds need diapers to fly overhead. Even the rainwater is filtered. It's that nice. One golfer confided to me that broken tees self-decompose and golf balls jump out of your bag eager to take flight on these fairways. He says he saw it happen-twice.

You know, the grass is always greener? It stops here. I haven't seen this much unsullied, big-time green since the look on my younger brother's face when I got my first bicycle. It may be the most wonderfully conditioned and cosseted course on the planet, and maybe the universe. Punta Espada Golf Course opened in November, 2006 to enormous fanfare. Jack Nicklaus had agreed to build three golf courses in the midst of the enormous 36,000 acres of diverse topography that sprawls along the far-eastern edge of the Dominican Republic and is served by an international airport a mere 15-minute drive to the entrance.